Oh, and lolll. I could quote Mean Girls or Juno all dayyyyy!"How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd."- Alexander Pope
"There's beauty in the breakdown." - Frou Frou
"Happiness is not the absence of problems but the ability to deal with them." - Jack Brown
"Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it." - Swedish Proverb
"Things do not change, we change." - Henry David Thoreau
"Nobody ever died of laughter." - Max Beerbohm
"This one time she punched me in the face.. and it was awesome." - Desperate Wannabe from Mean Girls
Leah: Yo yo yoiggady yo!
Juno: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno: Yeah. It's Bleeker's.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno: This is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.
Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests?

I loved this scene esp. cos of the hamburger phone Juno used to call Leah with. It actually exists btw~! Exists here: http://www.uxcell.com/desktop-corded-hamburger-phone-telephone-like-the-movie-juno-yellow-p-2805.html
Argh, total want!!!!!111111oneoneoneone
Hmm, ran out of quotes (though I'm quite sure I've got waaay more). So over rover!