| Mood: Happy.
Music: Birds Of Tokyo - Medicine.

I know I should be studying for my yearlies, but this piece of news is all too delightful to not publish! It's not 'news' per se, more like a random incident that made me laugh until I coughed (I am currently sick as a dog.)

My little sister, Judy, who is in Year 6 this year wrote a little creative story on the cover of a Myer catalogue. She read it out to me as I prepared her a meal for dinner. It went a little like this:

"Hello", said the cow to the fox.
The fox grinned and attacked the cow.
Then the cow shouted, "Why?!"
The fox said, "You killed my mother."
The cow said, "That was my sister."
Then the fox said, "Sor-ree. I'll go kill your sister too."
The cow said, "Noooooo!"
The cow died slowly but also the fox got ran over by a ute.

You may not find this story funny, or even the slightest bit amusing. But it surely made my day. I think it was the random "Hello" from the start.

Hope it brightened your day :) Or somehow made you smile.

Edit: After seeing my initial reaction (laugh + cough combo), Judy was spurred to write another creative story. It goes like so:

One rainy day, an elephant was playing indoor tennis with a lizard.
Then the elephant said, "Hey, are you dating my son?"
Then the lizard said, "You're dating my son?!"
Then the elephant said, "What?"
The lizard said, "You did? Argh!"
The elephant was confused and angry at the lizard. Then the lizard took a shotgun out of its pouch and shot the elephant in the tail. The elephant laughed as she was bleeding.
The lizard said, "What the.."
Then after the elephant died and the lizard was happy once again.
But the lizard didn't even have a son. In fact, she hated children. And elephants.

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